did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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