marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My feet surprised me
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