On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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