I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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