...so i touched it.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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