ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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