im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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