u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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