there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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