Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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