So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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