i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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