How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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