My sheets look like a crime scene.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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