So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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