need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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