After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
this just has baby written all over it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
