god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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