Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You're like the curious george of whores
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
