I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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