He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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