I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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