Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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