She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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