yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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