Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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