She announced her abortion via fbk
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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