My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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