Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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