Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize