i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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