Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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