If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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