Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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