Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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