Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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