I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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