just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm always down for nudity.
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