So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
