Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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