You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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