But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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