The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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