Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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