im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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