i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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