i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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