one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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