I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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