ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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