I cockslap morals
she woke up with a sticky ear
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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