redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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