My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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