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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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