The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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