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We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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