I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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